I give credit for my colorful commentary to Josh Cloud, because he wrote a wonderful little diddy for Time magazine titled Why Some People Are Gay: Notes (and Clues) from the Animal Kingdom. If you ever wanted to know anything about homosexuals in nature, this article is filled with delightful facts about many species, other than humans of course. The piece was written in time for the 40th anniversary of the Stonewall riots of 69, and it was aimed towards trying to explain the mystery that is homosexuality. Lets explore a little bit shall we..?

- “most animals that engage in same-gender sex acts do so only when an opposite-sex partner is unavailable.”

Hmm… I’m certain that the facts are there for this statement in the animal kingdom, great, but this doesn’t happen to be my experience. Would this animal be “bisexual” then?

- “What all these theories have in common is that same-sex sexual activity is either an accident or a quirky genetic method of helping males impregnate females. ”

Quirky? Does this apply to lesbians too? I’m lost… there were theories behind homo-erotic play in the locker rooms for boys, another theory stating that straight male species will mount another male in order to get the girl, males hooking up with other males is just a case of mistaken identity, same sex acts are just practice for the real “straight” thing for later in life, and finally that sometimes males will rape another male in order to increase the chances of impregnating the next female in the train… what?

I’m pulled in different directions during this article because it’s spouting off all these different facts about the animal kingdom, while trying to toss humans into the same general theories that they have about dung beetles and fruit flies (no pun intended). This is a study into the evolutionary history of homosexuality in the male species across the board, but it’s surprising that there weren’t many detailed facts about any human homosexuals that they asked to participate in this study. I suppose that gay humans are just as complex as a toads…

I don’t want to say that I was offended by this article, but if I’m being honest, yeah… I was offended by this. The plight of the LGBT community still hasn’t come to a head in society, and then we have this report placed on CNN comparing our life cycles to bugs and other animals in order to explain why we’re different from our hetero counterparts? Then to add salt to the wound, the article mentions the Stonewall anniversary a few times without any type of recognition for the real struggle for equality that the LGBT community has gone through since 1969.

Somebody should write an article for Time and title it Why straight people shouldn’t care that we’re gay… I think that will do them some good to realize that homosexuality has been around for quite some time, who does it hurt? This argument has been made on each side repeatedly, and no one’s going to win because gays refuse to be straight and straights refuse to allows gays to be their equals (even though the gays have much better taste). Here’s a little tid-bit, you can’t catch it.

It’s Gay pride month, so celebrate and take in the historic fight that our brothers and sisters took up almost 40 years ago so that this country can slowly (ever so slowly) beging to grant us our God-given rights to equality.

God bless America.